Lag Ho!

Dear internet,

 Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit. Go find a uncomfortable hole and die in the most inconvenient way possible please.

Sincerely,
N.B.

Ze Internetz

So I find my internet is slow as a horse that's been kicked in the head repeatedly, born with multiple mental defects, and chained to a wall in the prison located in Slowtown, Slowdonia. Why?

Because my house guest is sucking up all my bandwidth. So thank you, person we have taken in out of the kindness of our heart, thank you so much.